Me: Who are you fb-stalking?
Person one: Mr. X
Person two: She's looking at his friends.
Person one: No! No! Our mutual friends

'Awwwww so cute! He was such a cute baby!'
'I'm actually getting freaked out...'
'Oh really? Dont be freaked out. I'm not actually like this.'
'Girls are scary.'

'she's really cute, but she hates her nose'

'Ohhhhhh she's going to make a folder of things we say and blackmail uuuuuuuuuuuuus!'

'Where are the good looking asian boys?'

'He was so cute when he was little... then he grew :( '

'that's a really nice bra'