Quotes.

'Are you reeeeally going to get over him?'
'Why get over him when you can get under him....'

'I don't want to bring him down... Not yet'

'That must be hard for him'

'OOOOH! Kav! Can I use your fb to stalk Mr X?'

10 minutes of 'do you think he's cute conversation' aaaaaaand you get this:

'Fatties. Like, fatties who get buff are the best'

'Oh... HELLO! Is that a picture of Mr. X?'
'Umm... how did you pick him out of such a big photo?'

'Curly hair, but not like, weird hair.'


Oh dear.